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【书籍搬运】Wabbajack (book) 神奇的变形法杖

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翻译:花溪流萤

小孩子们不可以独自召唤永恒黑暗中的力量,必须拥有一个成年人监护,我懂的,我懂。但是在初种月5日的一个晴朗的夜里,我并不想要成人陪同。我想要召唤赫玛耐斯·莫拉,掌管知识,学习,橡胶和油漆的迪德拉。如你所知,住在我家图书馆的一个英俊高大,肌肉发达的男人告诉我初种月5日是赫玛耐斯·莫拉之夜。而且如果我想要欧格玛天书——这一知识之书的话,我必须召唤他。作为孤寂城的新国王,一切知识都会很有帮助。

通常,你需要一个女巫团,或者一个魔法协会或者至少拥有与之相当的蒲垫和幡布(作为法器)来召唤一个湮灭王子。那个住在图书馆里的人向我展示了如何一个人进行召唤。他告诉我必须等风暴降临时扒光一只猫的毛(作为祭品),剩下的仪式我忘记了,这无关紧要。

随后出现了我认为是赫玛耐斯·莫拉.的某个人,唯一令我感到可疑的是我从书里知道赫玛耐斯·莫拉是一个有着巨大密集的复眼而且有爪子的畸形,但是这个家伙看起来像个衣冠楚楚的银行家。而且他一直叫自己希奥格拉丝,而不是赫玛耐斯·莫拉,我很高兴我能成功召唤赫玛耐斯·莫拉,这些异常丝毫没有打击到我。他让我做一些在我看来似毫无意义的事情(我猜是超越了凡人的眼界,理解面,和知识范围),然后他的仆人高兴的给了我一个被她叫做变形杖的东西。

变形。 变形。 变形。

变形。 变形 。变形 。

变形。 变形 。变形 。

大概这个变形杖就是知识之书,或许我变得更聪明了,因为我知道猫可以变成蝙蝠可以变成老鼠可以变成帽子可以变成小昆虫可以变成那个可以变成这个的。然后门可以变成野猪可以变成鼾声可以变成地板可以变成吼声,可以变成孢子可以变成你也可以变成我。我一定是太聪明了。因为事物之间的互相联系对我来说一目了然,但是为什么别人一直叫我疯子。

变形。 变形 。变形 。

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Wabbajack
Story of one man's summoning of Sheogorath and descent into madness


Little boys shouldn't summon up the forces of eternal darkness unless they have an adult supervising, I know, I know. But on that sunny night on the 5th of First Seed, I didn't want an adult. I wanted Hermaeus Mora, the daedra of knowledge, learning, gums, and varnishes. You see, I was told by a beautiful, large breasted man who lived under the library in my home town that the 5th of First Seed was Hermaeus Mora's night. And if I wanted theOghma Infinium, the book of knowledge, I had to summon him. When you're the new king of Solitude, every bit of knowledge helps.
Normally, you need a witches coven, or a mages guild, or at least matching pillow case and sheets to invoke a prince of Oblivion. The Man Under the Library showed me how to do it myself. He told me to wait until the storm was at its height before shaving the cat. I've forgotten the rest of the ceremony. It doesn't matter.
Someone appeared who I thought was Hermaeus Mora. The only thing that made me somewhat suspicious was Hermaeus Mora, from what I read, was a big blobby multi-eyed clawed monstrosity, and this guy looked like a waistcoated banker. Also, he kept calling himselfSheogorath, not Hermaeus Mora. Still, I was so happy to have successfully summoned Hermaeus Mora, these inconsistencies did not bother me. He had me do some things that didn't make any sense to me (beyond the mortal scope, breadth, and ken, I suppose), and then his servant happily gave me something he called the Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
Maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises. And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine. I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me. Then why, or wherefore do people keep calling me mad?
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

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