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【书籍搬运】Pranks Spoils Society Gathering! 社交聚会被恶搞!

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原文:http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Pranks_Spoils_Society_Gathering!

翻译:泽霏

号外!

恶作剧者大闹晚宴派对

阿丽西亚卡罗伯爵夫人是一位美丽、睿智、优雅的女士。全赛瑞迪尔都知晓她的长相。不幸的是,由于一名变态的恶作剧者,如今城堡里多数职员也知道了她的其余部位。

在起初是伯爵夫人密友的正式晚宴上,一无名捣乱者施放了一个影响所有赴宴人士的法术。尽管没有造成任何物理伤害,这法术必然留下了难以磨灭的印象。伯爵夫人和所有的受邀客人突然发现他们一同……同归自然。

法术显然剥光了每个人的一切财产,包括他们身上的衣物。所有报告表明,受惊的客人冷静地应对场面,一直保持适当礼节。

“每个人都表现得相当绅士,”一位要求隐去姓名的宫殿职员说,“我不认为他们有尝试偷看别人的走光部位。”

对于捣乱者的身份,城堡守卫保持沉默。部分报告认为罪魁祸首被当场抓获;其他宣称他得以未被侦测地逃脱。一位证人甚至声称捣乱者也被自己的法术殃及,匆匆逃离现场,意识到自己也成了受害者。

无论如何,自此事件后城堡保安处于最高警戒中。至截稿时间止,尚未得知卡罗伯爵夫人会否在近期举行派对。

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SPECIAL EDITION!
DINNER PARTY MARRED BY PRANKSTER
Countess Alessia Caro is a lady of great beauty, wit, and grace. Her face is known throughout Cyrodiil. Unfortunately, thanks to one deviant prankster, the rest of her has become known to a good deal of her castle staff as well.
During what started as a formal dinner party for some close friends of the Countess, an unknown assailant cast a spell that affected all who attended. Though it did no physical damage, it certainly left a lasting impression. The Countess and all of her invited guests suddenly found themselves altogether…in the altogether.
The spell apparently stripped everyone affected of all of their possessions, including the clothes on their backs. From all reports, the frightened guests handled the situation calmly, maintaining proper decorum at all times.
"Everybody was acting like ladies and gentleman," said one palace staffer who asked not to be identified. "I don't think they was trying to sneak no glances at anyone's naughty bits."
As to the identity of the assailant, castle guards have remained silent. Some reports maintain that the culprit was apprehended at the scene; others claim that he was able to escape without detection. One witness even claims that the assailant was affected by his own spell, and fled the scene in haste when he realized he, too, had been a victim.
Whatever the case, castle security has been on high alert since the incident. It is not known as of press time whether Countess Caro has any dinner parties planned in the near future.

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